happy words

My best friend Lindsey is just that...she's the best. She knows how crazy hard this pregnancy has been so she gave me the BEST present. I'd told her how gross and depressing it is to throw up in a toilet so she made me this:

It's a one of a kind, priceless, puke bowl. To help lift my spirits she added funny, sweet, and tender messages in permanent marker. Because I'm more in a "I need a laugh" mood, I'll share the funny ones now and post the others later. Thanks Linz! Your thoughtfulness and intuition are amazing...it's almost creepy :)

• Love and pregnancy and riding on a camel cannot be hid. -Arabic Proverb
• Vomit: to throw forth matter ejected from the stomach through the mouth; to spew; to disgorge; to belch forth; to emit; to eject from any hollow place. For further info contact Ashley.
  
• More people get out of your way if you say "I'm gonna puke" than if you say "excuse me."
• If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
• Feeling fat lasts 9 months but the joy of becoming a mom lasts forever.
• People are giving birth underwater now. They say it's less traumatic for the baby because it's in water. But certainly more traumatic for the other people in the pool.
  
• AND MY FAVORITE: Love is all fun and games until someone loses an eye or gets pregnant.